Humble pie please...

Last week we lost power for a few days.
Monday I lost my job.
Tuesday I had a breakdown.
Wednesday I got my job back, but I made a lot of potential employers very angry with me in the process.
Wednesday Night I had strawberry lemonade spilled all over me at a restaurant.
Today I burned a fist sized hole right through the lace on a wedding gown-the wedding is next week.
From now on I stay in bed.