You've been hit by a smooth criminal!

Last week I went out to my car in the lovely parking garage where I leave her during work. I was surprised and a little uneasy to find that someone had moved our Support Our Troops ribbon from the back of my car to the driver's side door. Now as I tend to jump to conclusions, that is exactly what I did. I thought someone else who parks here must be anti-war and is angry with me for displaying that message. Maybe this is a warning. Maybe the next time they see it, they'll steal it! Maybe they'll even try to steal our National Guard plates! This is too weird. But as I also tend to get over things quickly I proceeded to get in the back seat and take my 15 minute nap as planned.
After my nap I went inside and called David to tell him what happened. He suggested it was probably a lady from church that parks there too, being funny. Of course he was almost exactly right! (Should've just called him to start with.) I confronted my favorite coworker, (whose car just happened to be parked right next to mine) and asked her if she had move my Support Our Troops magnet. She tried to fake surprise, but I knew I had caught the culprit!
Then last Saturday night I was leaving Walmart with my dear husband and his brother when I realized the Support Our Troops magnet was once again on the driver's side door! This time there was a note under it. Hand written on the back of a Walgreen's receipt was a message: "You've been hit by a smooth criminal!" She had struck again!
Don't worry next time she'll be mine.